Overheard at Booth 1: Jesus was a Woman!

Found a link to this the other day, some site that claims Jesus was a woman, basically using the quote that Jesus told the disciples to do something with their "purses" and since only women wear purses, it makes sense that Jesus was female, and so were the disciples, right?

Good Lord, if we have the time to focus on stuff like this, then we absolutely have way too much time on our hands!