Husband: Honey, I want some bonus points.
Wife: For what?
Husband: When I was going into the grocery store yesterday, I saw this guy coming out with a woman who was obviously his wife.
Wife: How was it obvious she was his wife?
Husband: She was out in front mod him and didn't look happy at all. But when I saw what was on his t-shirt I coold understand why. He had this t-shirt that read "Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!"
Wife: How disrespectful!
Husband: That's why I want you to give me some husband bonus points, because at least I'm not THAT guy!
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