Monday, July 31, 2023

Overheard at Table 3: Horrorscope for July 31

Horrorscope for July 31


Aquarius – 1 of you will die today

Pisces  – 1 of you will die today

Aries – 1 of you will die today

Taurus – 1 of you will die today

Gemini – 2 of you will die today.  Sucks to be you.

Cancer – 1 of you will die today.  Of cancer (but of course!)

Leo – 1 of you will die today, but at least you’ll go down fightin’

Virgo – 1 of you will die today

Libra – 1 of you will die today

Scorpio – You guessed it.  Venom/poison.

Sagittarius – You know the drill.

Capricorn – No death. Just a boatload of maimin’


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