Husband: I had a dream about you last night.
Wife: Really? What kind of dream.
Husband: Erotic dream. We were making love on the beach.
Wife: Was it me?
Husband: Whaddaya mean? Of course it was you. Who else would it be?
Wife: Whenever I dream of you having sex you're always having sex with some other woman?
Husband: Really? Anyone in particular?
Wife: Like I'd tell you! No, you're just having sex with other women.
Husband: Do you ever dream of me having sex with Salma Hayek? Oh please! Oh please!
Wife: See how you are? See how you are! I can't believe you - and here I am this morning having prayed for you to be a godly husband!
Husband: Well, at least you know that I know how to spot an angel!
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