Overheard at Table 2: All Flights Cancelled

I keep having these dreams where I'm waiting at the airport to get into heaven and the TSA guys keep making me go back through the metal detector over and over and over, and I'm really in this panic because I'm going to miss my flight, and when they finally let me through I'm tearing down the concourse to the gate and when I get there everybody is just standing around and there's this big sign that says ALL FLIGHTS CANCELLED.