Thursday, November 24, 2011

Overhears at Booth 3:Aircraft Carriers

. . . Heard that the Chinese were building an aircraft serif and I thought oh crapnthey're building an aircraft carrier, you know they're just gonna use it to take over California, or at least just push us out of the Middle East so they can keep all the oil to themselves, I mean, why else would they be builds an aircraft carrier, and all my buddies at the shop were talking about it too,

And then I found out that we have FOURTEEN! Aircraft carriers! You know how many threat of the world has? ZERO!

We're the only ones with the ability to take planes around the rest the world to blow the ship outta anyone we want!

Well, I suppose until the Chinese get theirs built. But we still got the ratio on 'em!

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