Monday, November 21, 2011

Overheard at Table 3: Recent Republican Debates

Steve: I swear, if Obama had been making the gaffs that these idiots have been making in these debates, the constituency would have ripped him apart and put him through the shredder.

Len: You mean, worse than they already do every day? Worse than they have been the last three years?

Steve: But dang, all you hear are excuses excuses excuses. I've heard the news saying "Give Perry a chance" and "Hey, we don't need an orator anyway. Orators make the worst presidents!"

Len: Then what do they think of the "Great Orator" ? Wasn't he supposedly the greatest President?

Steve: Shoot, it just goes to show that the conservatives will make any excuse for a conservative. They absolutely refuse to admit that they have a whole host of dribbling morons up there on that stage (except for Mr. Slickmitt Romney) and they can't stand the fact that Perry's a moron, Cain's a slimy serpent, and Bachmann is just a loose looney!

Len: Yeah, but they spout what the Republican base want to hear: We won't tax you, and we'll kill anybody who stands in our way.

Steve: What I can't understand is how they can make such flubs as not remembering what departments they want to cut, making outrageously false statements with completely inaccurate figures, getting their sources wrong, false allegations, false claims, and each and every time they are fact-checked and found out to be complete frauds, and yet the news and the people completely ignore them. What the hell is going on here?

Len: There are none so blind as those who will not see.

Steve: Then we all deserve who we vote for.

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