Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Overheard at Table 5: Jonah Hex

Not even Megan Fox in corset could pull this one back from the brink of disaster.

. . . I am completely miserable, because Jonah Hex really is one of my all-time favorite comic book characters.   Completely different than other comic book characters, and they just made him into

I have no idea what!   There was nothing to this movie.   I mean, it's a Western!   Westerns are easy to make and fun as hell!   all you have to have is a lot of sun, a lot of dust, and fast draws and spittin-chaws . . . but this one tried to be some sort of surreal mindscape thing - and what was the deal with that purple hazed dream sequence fight scene in the middle?   It was like they just stuck that in there to give a few extra minutes to a movie that they knew they weren't able to do anything with!

Total blech!

. . . and did I say that even Megan Fox in a corset couldn't help out this turkey?

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