MR steps up to the counter and says, "If Lou Reed can list his 100 songs, then so can I."
Niall Carter says, "Yeah, but Lou Reed was Lou Reed and you're, well ... you."
John Steppenwolf says, "Don't listen to him. Whatcha got?"
MR slaps a list down on the counter ...
Artist Song
1 The Beatles Come Together
2 Heart Barracuda
3 Ozzy Osbourne Crazy Train
4 Deep Purple Woman From Tokyo
5 Glenn Miller In the Mood
6 Benny Goodman Sing Sing Sing
7 Jethro Tull Wond'ring Aloud
8 Buddy Holly Everyday
9 Gungor This is Not the End
10 Simon and Garfunkel America
11 Rosie Thomas Kite Song
12 The Smiths Cemetry Gates
13 Dire Straits Six Blade Knife
14 Howlin' Wolf Spoonful
15 Taj Mahal Linin' Track
16 Beethoven Moonlight Sonata
17 Beethoven Fur Elize
18 Tom Waits Gun Street Girl
19 Mississippi John Hurt Make Me a Pallet on Your Floor
20 Bruce Cockburn Pacing the Cage
21 Ricardo Arjona Ella y El
22 Bacilos El Edificio
23 Third Eye Blind Semi-Charmed Life
24 Gordon Lightfoot The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
25 The Beatles Dear Prudence
26 The Pogues feat Kirsty McColl Fairytale of New York
27 Dave Alvin California Snow
28 Cry! Cry! Cry! Cold Missouri Waters
29 Paul Simon Train in the Distance
30 Te Vaka Tautai E
31 Telek Midal
32 The Temptations Can't Get Next to You
33 David Byrne and Marisa Monte Aguas do Marcao
34 Billy McLaughlin Fingerdance
35 Black Sabbath Paranoid
36 Ramones I Wanna Be Sedated
37 The Rolling Stones Gimme Shelter
38 The Charlie Daniels Band The Devil Went Down to Georgia
39 Sly and the Family Stone Everyday People
40 Richard Thompson 1952 Vincent Black Lightning
41 James McMurtry Choctaw Bingo
42 Warren Zevon Desperadoes Under the Eaves
43 Andy Prieboy feat. Johnette Napolitano Tomorrow Wendy
44 John Newton Amazing Grace
45 Haim Hallelujah
46 The Who The Real Me
47 Ten Years After Circles
48 Be-Bop Deluxe Crystal Gazing
49 Neil Young Thrasher
50 Robin Hitchcock Glass Hotel
51 Bob Dylan Visions of Johanna
52 ABBA Take a Chance on Me
53 Pat Benatar Heartbreaker
54 The Runaways Cherry Bomb
55 The Kinks This Time Tomorrow
56 The Who Join Together
57 Kermit the Frog Rainbow Connection
58 The New Pornographers The Bleeding Heart Show
59 Meat Loaf Paradise by the Dashboard Light
60 Iron and Wine The Trapeze Swinger
61 Elizabeth Cotton Freight Train
62 Barenaked Ladies When I Fall
63 Barenaked Ladies Light Up My Room
64 Richie Havens Ramon
65 Chris Tomlin Jesus Messiah
66 Barenaked Ladies This Is Where It Ends
67 The Woodentops So Good Today
68 The Weepies Can't Go Back Now
69 Janis Joplin Me and Bobby McGee
70 Marshall Tucker Band Can't You See
71 The Chemical Brothers Dissolve
72 Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit If We Were Vampires
73 Foday Musa Suso feat Kronos Quartet Tilliboyo ("Sunset")
74 The Guess Who No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature
75 David Bowie Memory of a Free Festival
76 Lou Reed Satellite of Love
77 George Thorogood Who Do You Love
78 Allman Brothers Band Little Martha
79 Sam Baker Pony
80 Warren Zevon Excitable Boy
81 Blind Faith Can't Find My Way Home
82 Fiel a la Vega Solamente
83 Juan Luis Guerra Testimonio
84 Randy Newman Dayton Ohio, 1903
85 Simon Wynberg Mariah's Watermill
86 Jefferson Airplane Lather
87 Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention Dinah-Moe Humm
88 Jethro Tull Mother Goose
89 Trout Fishing in America Back When I Could Fly
90 U2 Bad
91 R.E.M. King of Pain
92 William Orbit/Strange Cargo El Ninjo
93 Frente! Bizarre Love Triangle
94 Penguin Café Orchestra Telephone and Rubber Band
95 Queen 39
96 Ambrosia Harvey
97 Los Lobos Tony & Maria
98 Blitzen Trapper Furr
99 Brandi Carlisle Have You Ever
100 Rob Hyman feat Cyndi Lauper Cyrus in the Moonlight