Monday, April 5, 2010

Overheard at Table 3

Clayton is telling Dean, "Coburn from Oklahoma did what Bunning tried to do last month, but chickened out."

Dean: "What was that? Denying the poor their benefits?"

Earl: Hey, if you don't have the money to pay it, you can't pay it.

Dean: We're talking about the unemployed here - we're talking about their medical insurance.

Clayton: I'm with Earl - we've got to have more fiscal responsibility - we can't just let these Dems keep spending all the money that we don't have.

Dean: But you guys are missing the point: We don't have the money because the Republicans let the banks piss away our money. So the money's gone and people are out of work and now the Republicans, who caused this to happen, aren't taking care of the people who got hurt because of it?

Clayton: You know, I think it's time to shut your mouth, you LIBERAL!

Earl: Freakin scumsucking socialist Chavez-lovin' traitor!

Hands out/grab shirt/and

Verble is standing by the table: calm, imposing, ancient.

Verble: I'm sorry, sons, but you realize that there is really to be no fighting in the Zen and Tao Acoustic Café, don't you?

Clayton: Oh, don't worry, we're not gonna beat him up in here.

Earl: We're gonna drag him down to the VFW and let some octogenarians whup on him with some pool cues for awhile.

Clayton: 'Till he comes to his senses, you know!

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