Lucky Moran: Dude, I think my wife's cheating.
Otis Redwing: She'd never do that to you. Don't be so paranoid. What would make you think she's cheating?
Lucky: Right before bed, she always goes in the bathroom and is there on her phone for half an hour, forty-five minutes, and I keep hearing her giggling and saying, "Awwwww so CUUUUTE."
Otis: Lucky, she's not cheating. She's on Cats of Instagram.
Lucky: You think so?
Otis: Know so. My wife does the same thing. Cats of Instagram. She's looking at cute kitten videos.
Lucky: Dammit. No way I can compete with kitty cuteness.