Thursday, May 20, 2021

Overheard at Table 3: Wife's Boss

Husband: So how was your day?

Wife: Oh my God, you would not believe it.  My boss is just constantly on my ass.  Always nagging!  It's like nothing I do ever makes her happy.  I can't ever do ANYTHING right!

Husband (thinking): Now you know how it feels to be a husband.

Wife: Sorry, what'd you say?

Husband: I said, 'Gee babe that sucks!'

Wife: I know.  I just don't know what to do to make her happy.

Husband (thinking): Gotta be more careful, buddy.  That was close!

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