Husband: So how was your day?
Wife: Oh my God, you would not believe it. My boss is just constantly on my ass. Always nagging! It's like nothing I do ever makes her happy. I can't ever do ANYTHING right!
Husband (thinking): Now you know how it feels to be a husband.
Wife: Sorry, what'd you say?
Husband: I said, 'Gee babe that sucks!'
Wife: I know. I just don't know what to do to make her happy.
Husband (thinking): Gotta be more careful, buddy. That was close!