Blonde: Oh my god did I tell you my dad has gone totally off the deep end!
Brunette: Well, at a certain age, all dads kinda weird out.
Blonde: Not like mine. He like, is suddenly into EDM. He's sayin weird shit like "DAW" and asking my brother to "score a midi pad to lay down some sick beats!"
Brunette: That's so CUTE!
Blonde: EW! No! It's like he wants to be Deadmau5 or something. I mean, my god, my dad's in his 40s!
Brunette: Isn't Deadmau5 in his forties?
Blonde: Yeah, but he's Deadmau5 and my dad is like ... my DAD!