Lucky: I got a great idea.
Otis: No you don't.
Lucky: You haven't even heard it yet.
Otis: Don't need to. Your ideas usually suck.
Lucky: Binaca Espinaca!
Otis: What. The. Hell.
Lucky: Binaca Espinaca ... a breath freshener, marketed to vegans.
Otis: Why would vegans want their breath to smell like spinach?
Lucky: Doesn't it already? But this way, they can keep fresh all day.
Otis: I can see it now: "Lucky Moran tanks million dollar company with worst selling flavor in the history of the breath-freshener history."
Lucky: You simply don't have any vision.
[NOTE: the genesis of this tidbit was found in an old notebook, dated 2002-0703]
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