At the restaurant, in the middle of the crowd and the noise, she leaned over and sort of half-whispered, "I really love it the moment a man penetrates me ... with his eyes."
So, I found myself riveted, giving her my most intense gaze, long and firm and hard.
Then, she snort-laughed and said, "Oh man, you should see yourself! Like a cartoon, with your eyes bugging out, bah-WAHRRR!" She took a sip of her wine. "You really gotta work on that! But hey, A for effort!"
[Idea for erotica]