Overhead at Table 4: Wife Asks Husband a Question

Have you ever cheated on me?

No.

Are you sure?

Do erotic dreams about Salma Hayek count?

Yes.

Well, shit.

Overheard at Table 2: Surviving Armageddon

Billy: So ...

Joe: So ...

Jim: Yup

Bob: Survived Armageddon yesterday.

Billy: Yup.

Joe: Yet again.

Jim: Like always.

Bob: Yup.  Like always.

Billy: Good thing too, I s'pose.

Joe: Always a good thing when Armageddon doesn't happen.

Jim: Would be better if it was never threatened at all.

Bob: Now where would be the fun in that?

Billy: S'pose you're right.

Joe: Yup.

Jim: Yup.

Bob: Wonder what tomorrow might bring.