Wife: I really liked her assistant.
Husband: Noa's assistant?
Wife: Yeah, he was cute.
Husband: Thanks, babe. He looks a little like me.
Wife: Yeah, you're right! He does kinda look like you. Only he knows how to dress.
Husband: Well, that's probably because he's gay.
Wife: I think you straight guys just use that excuse so that you won't have to put forth any effort.