Mom: I just wish you'd focus on your career more than going out to the bars all the time.
Daughter: Geez mom it's not like I'm hanging out at bars. I mean, I haven't gotten laid in over a month.
Mom: A month! I haven't gotten any in more than that!
Daughter: Ew, Mom! That sucks, you're married.
Mom: I know! ... maybe I should hit the bars with you.
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