Monday, April 19, 2021

Overheard at Table 2: In Over a Month

Mom: I just wish you'd focus on your career more than going out to the bars all the time.

Daughter: Geez mom it's not like I'm hanging out at bars.  I mean, I haven't gotten laid in over a month.

Mom: A month!  I haven't gotten any in more than that!

Daughter: Ew, Mom!  That sucks, you're married.

Mom: I know!  ... maybe I should hit the bars with you.

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