Wife: You left me standing there, looking like an idiot.
Husband: The Praise Team just wanted one picture. One picture. Took like - 30 seconds!
Wife: I'd been following you around all over the sanctuary, looking like some stupid groupie. Do you know how EMBARRASSING that is!
Husband: Honey, I'm sorry, OK I'm sorry! Won't happen again,.
Wife: This always happens when you get on a Praise Team. It's always about the music and never about me.
Husband: It's not about either of us ... it's about HIM.
Wife: Oh don't bring Jesus into this! You know very well you just like shining like a star!
Husband: Yeah, baby .. in a church band. Cuz we KNOOOWWWW that's where all the fame and fortune is!