Friday, August 28, 2020

Overheard at Table 2: Abraham

Wife: Dang, Abraham really did a number on his wife, didn't he?

Husband: What, you mean having a kid with her personal assistant?

Wife: No, I mean selling her out to every king in the neighborhood.

Husband: Must have missed that.

Wife: The whole thing about, "Yer hot.  Don't tell them I'm your husband or they'll kill me.  Say yer my sister and marry them and we'll get lots of loot!"

Husband: Oh, yeah, forgot about that.   Heh heh.

Wife: What's so funny?

Husband: The thought of renting out the wife for lots of stuff!

Wife: You better not be thinking what I think you're thinking.

Husband: Oh don't worry, baby, I'd never do that to you!

Wife: Because you have too much respect for me, right?   Right?

Husband: Yeah ... sure.

Wife: You're such an ass.

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