Tuesday, July 28, 2020
Overheard at Table 1: Cute When She's Angry
1: She's so cute when she's angry.
2: You haven't been married that long then.
1: How can you tell?
2: What you just said. No guy who's been married any length of time ever says that.
1: So they stop being cute when they're angry.
2: Oh most def!
1: They get ugly?
2: Ever seen Alien where that second mouth shoots out and crushes your skull. Yeah. Like that.