Wife: Went to the doctor today.
Husband: How did it go?
Wife: She says I have alopecia.
Husband: Alopecia? Who is she?
Monday, July 27, 2026
Sunday, July 26, 2026
Overheard at Table 4: Sneaky Freaks
"You're a freaky sneak!"
"Correction: I'm a sneaky freak."
"What's the difference?"
"The noun is a state of being. The adjective is a personality type."
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