Monday, July 27, 2020

Overheard at Table 4: Morning Routines

Wife: ... and stop coming in from the garage in the mornings barefoot!  You know that drives me crazy.  Do you want to make me mad?  The dogs poop all over the garage, and there are fire ants on the yard and you've stepped on their ant hill before in the morning before the sun comes up and I don't know why you never learn ...

Husband: Gee, honey, you're welcome!  I mean, I'm only just out there feeding the dogs, taking the trash cans to the street, and moving all the cars, then coming in and getting ready to go to work and starting coffee and feeding the cats, and for what it's worth, I don't step on the grass and I avoid the parts where the poop has been, so I'm sorry if that drives you nuts!

Wife: ... I guess this is just our morning routine!  You acting like you do SOOOOO much and just pissing me off!

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