Wife: So when are you going to take me to see a movie in the theatres again?
Husband: Well, most of them are closed. And the ones that are open aren't showing anything new.
Wife: What about Mulan? You told me that Mulan would be out by now.
Husband: That's what they said last month. But now they've kicked it back another month.
Wife: And what about Wonder Woman? That was supposed to be out this Summer.
Husband: Same thing. I think they've pushed that back into the Fall.
Wife: Well, I heard there is a move about Marie Curie out on Amazon. How about that one?
Husband: That the one with Rosamund Pike? Aw hell no! I saw what she did with a box knife in Gone Girl, I don't wanna see what she can do with raw nuclear material!
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