Lucky Moran: Sometimes on Twitter, when there are a few ladies who talk about not having had sex in months or years ...
Otis Redwing: Oh yeah, that COVID drought... really hit the singles hard.
Lucky: ...sometimes, part of me, as a gentleman, you know, I want to offer my services. But then, I think to myself, that'd be unfair. I mean, I'm a lousy lay, and it's unfair for someone's first time back in the saddle to be such a horrible disappointment.
Otis: That ... and you've got a wife.
Lucky: That too ... I mean, at this age, I've only got enough energy to disappoint ONE woman, y'know.
Otis: Apparently I do know. Now.