Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Overheard at Booth 1: Where Did I Come From?

Small Child: Daddy, where did I come from?

Dad: Well, son, I found you in a cardboard box in a Wal-Mart parking lot.  Along with a litter of kittens.  At the time you were cuter than the others.

Small Child: Gee, thanks, Daddy!

Dad: In hindsight, though, I shoulda taken the calico.

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