The Constitution, like the Bible, is a document that every American has an opinion about but which no one has actually read.
That's a bit harsh.
Not really. When you understand that there are people who literally - not figuratively, but LITERALLY - spend their entire lives studying either one of them, you quickly realize that any doofus on social media who spouts off about "the founding fathers" or "the Bible was written by desert nomads" is just kinda full of shit and doesn't know a damn thing.
And a lot of times those people who spend their entire lives studying those two can be completely wrong as well.
EX-ACT-LY! And if they can be wrong, then everyone else is even MORE wrong.