When you're married to a strong woman, there are certain things you need to be ready for.
For example, before marriage, it went like this -
Me: Let's have sex tonight.
Her: Fuck that. Let's have sex RIGHT NOW!
Me: YAY!
And then, AFTER marriage, it now goes like this -
Me: Let's have sex tonight.
Her: Have you done anything today that would piss me off in the tiniest way?
Me: Not that I can recall.
Her: Good. Then I shall allow you to pleasure me tonight.
Me: YAY!
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