Thursday, July 15, 2021

Overheard at Table 3: Married to a Strong Woman

When you're married to a strong woman, there are certain things you need to be ready for.

For example, before marriage, it went like this -

Me: Let's have sex tonight.

Her: Fuck that.  Let's have sex RIGHT NOW!

Me: YAY!

And then, AFTER marriage, it now goes like this - 

Me: Let's have sex tonight.

Her: Have you done anything today that would piss me off in the tiniest way?

Me: Not that I can recall.

Her: Good.  Then I shall allow you to pleasure me tonight.

Me: YAY!

 

 

 

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