Wife: I had a dream last night that we were having sex, and it was deLICIous!
Wife: It was so good. At least, I think it was you.
Wife: Well, I couldn't see your face.
Husband: But you couldn't tell it was ME?
Wife: Oh, honey, you guys like to think you're all different, but you all really do pretty much the same thing.
Husband: I can't believe this.
Wife: All cats are grey in the dark, isn't that the saying?
Husband: Yes, but that's about ... oh.