Trying to find new material for Notes From a National Emergency and then I see this story about two escapees from a Colorado Penitentiary and they went south to the border and claimed to be illegal immigrants. They expected to get a free plane trip to Mexico. I mean, who thinks that stuff up.
Can you imagine the conversation?
"Yeah, we're illegals."
"Sorry, but your fingerprints came back. You two are doing a decade each for drugs in Colorado."
"You gonna believe those guys? They're high, dude!"
"So, no plane ride to Mexico?"
"You're getting on a plane ... but it's not going to Mexico."
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