Husband: Just want you to know, I really liked what the pastor was talking about in that sermon for Valentine's Day.
Wife: Oh yeah?
Husband: Yeah, and I just want to let you know, baby, that my body is yours. All yours. It may not be perfect, but only you can have it. It's yours.
Wife: That's so sweet, honey, thank you!
Husband: But, just in case, should the opportunity ever arise, could we let Kate Winslet borrow it for an evening?