Mom: Did you get your prescription?
Son: No. You gonna pay for it?
Mom: No. You're 21. You can pay for your own meds.
Son: Then I'm not gonna pay for it.
Mom: That's OK. Big Pharma just wants everyone addicted anyway.
Dad: What are the meds for?
Son: Muscle relaxers. For my back.
Dad: Oh yeah, don't get those. They're a gateway drug to heroin, anyway.
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