Friday, November 20, 2020

Overheard at Table 2: Mom Asks About Son's Prescription

Mom: Did you get your prescription?

Son: No. You gonna pay for it?

Mom: No.  You're 21.  You can pay for your own meds.

Son: Then I'm not gonna pay for it.

Mom: That's OK.  Big Pharma just wants everyone addicted anyway.

Dad: What are the meds for?

Son: Muscle relaxers.  For my back.

Dad: Oh yeah, don't get those.  They're a gateway drug to heroin, anyway.

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