Mom: I only put ONE comment!
Son: Mom, I told you a million times, don't comment on anything on the Internet. Nobody listens and nobody cares!
Mom: But all I said was that he promised he would show his taxes ...
Son: Omigod, Mom!
Mom: ... and then someone wrote back "Don't talk like that about someone who could drop a bomb on your house."
Son: See? See what I told you?