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Husband: So, how do you feel?
Wife: Like we're still in a dream. Did that really happen? Did we just buy our dream home?
Husband: We sure did. Got the keys, the garage door opener, everything. It's ours.
Wife: C'mere, gimme a kiss.
Husband: Oh, sure, NOW you want a kiss! Before closing you were all, like, 'ugh, get away!' just because I'd had onions for lunch!
Wife: Yes, but I'm going to kiss you now, because you just bought me a house!
Husband: Wow. Wonder what I gotta do to get laid!
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