Sunday, September 19, 2010

At the Counter: Vampires Suck Sucks and Despicable Me





















Oh my God, that was the first time that I had ever walked out on a movie in my life! I suppose it's true that, dang, things certainly change, especially perspective!, when you have kids, but



man! I went in there with my two little girls and my wife, and all three of my ladies are just all over this Twilight thing, you know, and the wife and I were thinking that maybe this'd just be a little spoof of the Twilight series, and seriously,



when we got in there and the movie started, man! I could tell right quick that it wasn't going to be just a spoof. and it's not that we're prudes or nothin' I mean, we grew up on National Lampoon and Airplane, Naked Gun, all that, but



this was just tasteless. I mean, I saw a woman taking her granddaughter out in the first few minutes, and I was just prayin' that it'd get better, but really, after the dad made the comment about his daughter's rack, I just had to get the kids out of there,



and what really sucks, you know is that I know that when I was a seventeen year old kid myself, I would have thought that was stinkin' hilARIOUS, you know, but now that I've got tween daughters, it just



really takes on a different tone, you know, but anyway, we got the manager to let us in to see the last of Despicable Me, which was pretty good, although it'd been better if we'd seen it from the beginning,





















but really, there oughta be better previews, you know, something to let us know what we're getting into!

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