Man: What's the big deal?
Woman: You embarassed me, right in front of my mom.
Man: Sorry, I'm not going to let our daughter talk to you like that. Especially in the middle of the restaurant.
Woman: She's MY daughter, not yours. And my mom was trying to act like she wasn't hearing you. I was so embarassed that you could act like that in public.
Man: Come on, you act like you're the only woman who's ever been embarassed by her husband before.
Woman: No. But I'm THIS woman. And I'm telling you right now, if you don't cut it out, and change RIGHT NOW, you're out. Gone. I will drop you so fast you won't know what hit you.
Man: . . . Hm. Since you put it that way . . .
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