Thursday, August 12, 2010

Moscow or SoCal?

Man: did you hear the other day that the wildfires are so out of control around Moscow?

Woman: I think I heard something about that on the news, it's really sad. People are dying.

Man: Yeah, I mean, these people don't even have air conditioners - never needed them. And they're stuck inside their homes and they can't open the window because the air's so stiff.

Woman: That is so sad.

Man: What's really sad, now, get this - the news said that the officials stated that they're losing about 780 people a week,

but get this:

they said it was unusual, because they usually only lose about 400 this time of year.

Woman: What?

Man: That's right. They usually only lose about 400 - to the smog. Now, doesn't there seem to be something wrong with this picture?

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