Dad: So you're going to Miami Beach? The whole week?
Daughter: Yeah. It's Spring Break, and it's also for my birthday.
Mom: Didn't you just go to Austin with your friends for your birthday?
Daughter: That was last week. For my birthday LAST week. Miami is for my birthday THIS week.
Dad: It's called a birthDAY, not a birthMONTH.
Daughter: Well, I have to celebrate it all month.
Mom: Oh my God, mija, why?!
Daughter: Oh don't get that way, guys, it's just one month out of the year.
Dad: Making it one-TWELFTH of your LIFE!
Daughter: Well ... I just have to, OK. Because well ... it's for ME. Call it "self-care".
Dad: I think you've mastered the art of self-care. Total mastery.