Billy: Ted Cruz
Joe: Putz. Plain and Simple.
Jim: Some more party in your tea, dahlin?
Bob: Sworn in on his daddy's Bible.
Billy: Says they spent many a night around the fireplace, sitting at his daddy's knee, while he read to them from that Bible.
Joe: Seems like daddy might have skipped a few passages.
Jim: Such as the one about healing the sick.
Bob: All the ones about healing the sick.
Billy: Jesus, the Great Physician.
Joe: Give them shelter.
Bob: Suffer the children.
Billy: Not 'let the children suffer.'
Joe: Maybe it lost a little in translation.
Jim: Wonder what version of the Bible daddy was readin to little Teddy.
Bob: ASHV: The American Standard Hate Version.
Billy: . . . and a very sad 'Amen.'
Jim: *shakes head sadly*
Bob: Well, here's a prayer that Ted will one day grow up.
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