Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Overheard at Booth One: "Oooohs" for White Babies

Lucky Moran:  It just hit me the other day, at our church, we always have the baby dedication and we flash the babies faces up on the big screen as their names are read, and I just noticed that the congregation always goes "oooooh" over white babies, never black babies, never hispanic babies.  But whenever white babies are up there, they get a big "oooooh."

Otis Redwing:  That's because all you whities are racist.

Lucky:  "All you whities"?  Isn't that a racist thing to say?

Otis: Takes one to know one.

Lucky:  Yeah, but it doesn't explain why the girls with pink bows on their head get an "awwwww" instead of an "oooooh."

No comments:

Post a Comment