Friday, February 24, 2012

Overheard at Table 3: Baby Names in England

A: Didn't you hear? Last year in England the most popular baby name was Mohammad!

B: So?

A: So? That just shows you that the Muslims are taking over the world - they've already got England.

B: Do you know what the most popular baby names are here in America?

A: Oh, Jesus don't tell me it's Mohammad!

B: No, it's Jacob for boys and Isabella for girls.

A: Just like in those Twilight vampire books?

B: Exactly. It just goes to show you - people name their babies after the people they worship.

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