Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Overheard at Table 1: A Case for Monogamy

She: . . . I want you to go to another hospital.

He: this one's fine, I don't need to go. they did the bloodwork, it came out the way it came out.

She: chase said that you and she were cheating on me, and she's got all the diseases n'sh!^, and I want you to go get checked out.

He: told you i DID.

She: noooooo, I mean at a hospital that i want you to go to. That one has the girl that - she'll do anything to get into your pants. I don't want you getting tested by someone who's gonna make it look like you're OK just so she can get into your pants. I know she wants to get into your pants - I SEEN her.

He: she's NOT gonna get in my pants.

She: Kristi did! And she weren't even trying that hard! i know you n me was broken up that week, but sh!#, really? I mean, for real? noooooah, i want you to go to that clinic downtown, where they got doctors i can trust!

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