Wife: . . . glad the work's good, so how are the people?
Husband: The people seem all right. There's this little old lady from Finland, can't understand a word she says. Which stinks because she's the one that going to be training me. Andy, who sits right across from me reminds me a lot of Nick, but that's all right, I eventually learned how to get along with him, and then there's this girl on the other side of the cubicle, seems nice, but bless her heart she's as ugly as they come!
Wife: So does she have a nice body?
Husband: See, that's you going again. I say she's ugly and you think it's code talk for nice body. No, she doesn't have a nice body, or a nice face. In fact, I hated thinking this but when I saw all those pictures of her kids on her desk I was wondering how in the world she could have had someone to help her have those kids!
Wife: How to you know they're her kids?
Husband: Because, poor kids, they're as ugly as she is!
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