Husband: I love you.
Wife: Me too.
Husband: You love yourself too?
Wife: Do you ALWAYS have to say that?
Husband: Should I get new material?
Wife: We're just going over the same old things. It's just ... getting old.
Husband: Sorry, but what could make it better?
Wife: Well you could have taken me on that vacation to Florida like you promised.
Husband: Florida?
Wife: Yes, why didn't you take me to Florida?
Husband: Gee, I dunno, maybe it had something to do with a deadly fuckin' VIRUS!
Wife: You always have some sort of excuse.
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