Philip: No, you are not going to see Fluffy in Heaven.
Amy: How can you believe that?
Philip: Because I'm not a child.
Amy: But a lot of people at church believe that. So why are you going to upset them with that?
Philip: Because that makes them weak in the faith, and they need to have a firm foundation.
Amy: But telling them they won't see their pets?
Philip: They better suck it up, Buttercup!
Amy: You never had pets, did you?