Thursday, April 9, 2020

Overheard at Table 4: Stoplight Fight

Yesterday evening I was going to the store and I pulled up at a red light and I saw two guys half out of their cars.  I rolled down my window to see if something was wrong.  The black guy in the front car was yelling to the white guy in the other car, "You want a piece of me?!  Come on!  I fuck you up, bitch!"

and the white guy was saying, "Let's go, motherfucker!  I'm ready!  Let's go right now!"

and I shouted, "Whoa!  Guys!  Do you really wanna fight in the middle of a pandemic?  What about social distancing?!"

and I don't know if they heard me or not, but the black guy said, "Next time, motherfucker!  Next time I fuck you up like the little punk ass bitch you are!"

and the white guy said, "Yeah, next time I beat your ass, stupid motherfucker!"

and the black guy got back in his car and drove off through the red light.

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