Husband: I think it's time to turn on the heater.
Wife: Not tonight. Wait until tomorrow before we leave for work. That way, if there is any gas leak it won't kill us in our sleep.
Husband: How are we gonna know if there is any gas leak or not.
Wife: We come home and the cats aren't dead.
Husband: Geez honey and I thought you were a cat lover.
Wife: I do love the cats. I just love us more.
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