Friday, August 4, 2023

Overheard at Table 2: Car Keys and a Boatload of Cash

It has become quite evident that God has not, indeed, blessed America, but rather,

God has given America the keys to the Charger, along with a fistful of hundred dollar bills,

knowing full well that America will get blasted on cocaine and beer, and rage that car to the end of the highway, off a cliff into the ocean, taking out as many pedestrians as it can along the way.

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