Billy: Someone drove their SUV through a Christmas Parade in Wisconsin this weekend.
Joe: How many got killed this time?
Jim: 5, I heard.
Bob: Must've felt threatened.
Billy: Probably acting in self-defense.
Joe: Another shot in the War on Christmas.
Jim: Prob'ly a Lone Wolf.
Bob: Some guy just having a bad day.
Billy: Depends. What's his ethnicity?
Joe: That'll decide whether the cops stopped to get him a burger...
Jim: ... or 7 bullets in the back.
Bob: Yup. Bad days for everyone.
Billy: All around.