Friday, June 18, 2021

Overheard at Table 4: Wicktims (16-20)


(Victims of the savage assassin skills of John Wick, across three movies, which is roughly six hours of film covering roughly one week timespan)

16. Billy Weathers.  Always remembers the day that his father backhanded his mother and we went after the old man with a pitchfork and punctured his kidney.  Billy was 6 years old at the time.

17. Channing Three Stallions.  Realizes now that he should have gone into the army.  

18. Timothy Lane Walton.  Had just bought himself a new Jeep.  It was a sweet black little number, and rides like a dream.  Who is gonna get it now?  He hopes his brother will take it.  His brother could use a nice set of wheels.

19. Tommy Bocanegra.  Wife just filed for divorce last month.  He thinks she seeing that dentist.  Tommy’s worried that she’s going to move him into the house.  They have two little girls.  Tommy doesn’t want some other man raising his daughters.

20. Trey Montenegro.  Just came back from a honeymoon in Honduras.  First time in his life that he ever got a tan without burning.  

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